What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:43

You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
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Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.